• The Wings dumpin n’ chasin? Although very capable of carrying the puck into the zone, I kinda like this new tactic. Not all the time, but something that mixes it up and prepares you for the playoffs where puck handling is Jack and Crap, and Jack just left town. Now, if I can just find a way into the equipment room and saw about 3″ off Fischer’s stick, so he’ll keep it outa players faces.

    Johnny Polaris October 22, 2002 10:10 AM
  • If you need help sneaking in i’d gladly lend a hand for such a good cause.

    Quebec GM October 23, 2002 1:26 AM
  • When you guys are sneaking to girls gymnastics locker rooms, let me know.

    scottdee October 24, 2002 2:16 AM
    Or when you’re in there you could swipe all of the guys’ uniform pants and replace them with some skimpy red and white pleated skirts with little Red Wing logos all over them…. those have also been known to intimidate opposing players.  
    Where are his testicles???” — Matt Millen

    Winnipeg Jets October 25, 2002 12:18 PM
  • Enough sneaking already! May I suggest a few parameters for whimsical retorts. 1. No more than 4 silly replies or interjections to origional topic. 2. No more than 20 or less than 19 pithy comments when bashing opposing players or teams.(this is open to ammendment depending upon hate factors) 3. No legal limit on refs.

    Johnny Polaris October 26, 2002 8:58 AM
  • Eh, they can say whatever they want, the Wings would win even wearing skirts, then everyone else would have the added humiliation of having lost to a team in dresses.

    Clark Rasmussen October 27, 2002 12:17 PM